I have been traveling through South Africa, Istanbul, Athens, and Antwerp over the past two weeks. . .These are the only complaints I have time for this week.
Are Rachel & Elissa sisters? I dunno. I think they were just born with the same last name by pure coincidence. . .or were married as infants.
Kinda like Taylor and Courtney.
And as for what happened to Floyd in Vietnam this go around? This was really his and Becca’s leg to lose. Both challenges involved dance and music which are two things they are extremely good at. . .plus both challenges were indoors rather than exposed to the sun and Vietnamese humidity.
The worst thing for Floyd and Becca is they looked just like Rayden from Mortal Kombat this episode. Welcome to Vie–MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!
Yeah, remember last season when The Amazing Race 30 aired two nights a week?
I miss those days.
I like when other Amazing Race fan groups pointlessly compete with each other. Like. . .what’s the reward for y’all at the end of the tunnel? To be the Lord of The Fan Community? I am going to put TARstorian on my updated resume to send to what will hopefully be my future employer.
Good news: Somebody else besides myself acknowledged the task being copied from TAR Asia 5.
Bad news: Somebody hasn’t caught on that there are changes dating back to TAR 14 which are now permanent.
We’ll call this a push.
That’s actually not a bad idea. Don’t take shit from anybody in school and they’ll tend to leave you alone. It’s probably why I was such an easy target for bullying when I was in school–I could be pushed around easily. Demand their respect and ensure they don’t fuck with you, and your school life will probably be easier.
As for Eliza randomly yelling gibberish to push Victor away, that’s just plain childish.
No, the race is actually filmed live. The filming schedule is roughly 84 days long, and the editors have a one day turnaround to edit about 250 hours worth of footage. Trust me, they’re compensated well.
Just think of how much they’ll crash when their shift is over!
WHAT?! SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL?! FUCK YOU! WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE AT NIGHT PUTTING PRESENTS FOR ME UNDER THE TREE?! WHAT ABOUT THE MILK AND COOKIES BEING CONSUMED?! I AM LAUNCHING AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS! WHO COULD BE DOING THIS, THEN?
I KNEW IT!
I enjoy Afghanimals.
Team Fun yay.
It has nothing to do with Amazing Race, but just wanted to point out it is one of the douchiest moments I have heard about since Jet McCoy appeared on TAR. Speaking of which. . .
Yep. Let’s ignore every single fundamental of the race. The adventure. The cultural experiences. Running your own race with limited coalitions, U-Turns, etc. . . .and just flush all of that away in favour of doing silly little games to determine who gets eliminated. No time advantages for getting from Point A to Point B. No real racing. Let’s just play mini games.
In other words, create the only format where Jet & Cord can win The Amazing Race.
Actually, Chris used to breakdance after his football career but before he decided to become a trial lawyer, and Bret was a backup dancer for Jennifer Lopez.
That’s Chris in Will Smith’s Will 2K music video. Those were the days!
Ah yes. The annual “Let’s Ban Lying When It Happens Against My Favourite Team” Rule.
Something tells me an exemption would have been granted if Rachel was the one being deceived.
Want to waste 11 hours of your time?
Watch this franchise instead.
Alright, that’s all I have time for this week! See you next week for more Funniest Complaints!