The Amazing Race 30 Editing Analysis and Predictions Week Eight Edition

Now it’s time to find out how wrong I am–The Internet’s favourite past time. It is annoying to do this with two episodes remaining since storylines can be wrapped up within a single episode, but I shall try my best.

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Funniest Casual Fan Complaints Amazing Race 30 Week Seven Edition

It’s a weird week as we draw upon complaints from unusual sources for this week’s funniest casual fan complaints blog.

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The Amazing Race 30 Funniest Casual Fan Complaints Week Six Edition

The female racers are called bitches, somebody invents a new U-Turn twist, an army goes after Justin from season 27, and education is frowned upon. Welcome to another day in the life of Funniest Complaints as we travel through Zimbabwe!

Let’s decompress after the events of the past week in the TAR universe.

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The Amazing Race 30 Editing Analysis and Predictions Week Seven Edition

Funniest Complaints will be up later today. Don’t worry.

With CBS officially announcing a new Middle Eastern country and a return trip to a familiar destination this week, we check in with how our Final Four teams are doing this season.

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The Amazing Race 30 Editing Analysis and Predictions Week Six Edition

Three double episodes until this season finishes? And a partner swap twist which will make it impossible for me to make predictions for leg eight?

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Bertram Bertram,

Don’t you see,

Sometimes your scheduling just tortures me,

Which sucks cause I work on these blogs for days,

But I guess it’s why I am broke and for 30 seasons you’ve been so paid.

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The Amazing Race 30 Pointless Speculation: Who Smokes Marijuana?

Everyone loves to extrapolate personal and/or private information about every Amazing Race contestant every year. In a tradition that was founded during TAR Canada, it is now time for the American crew to get in on this.

You know when people say to take things you read or hear with a grain of salt? Well, I think you’ll be using so many grains of salt with this blog post that you’ll be emptying the whole goddamn box.

It is now MY turn to extrapolate personal and/or private information based on speculation without any relevant facts whatsoever to support my theory.

And as a guy in his mid-20s living in the Okanagan in a town with at least three marijuana dispensaries, I am the perfect man to answer the following question:

“WHO IN THIS CAST USES THE MARIJUANA?”

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The Amazing Race 19 Episode Nine Rankings

NINTH LEG

EPISODE BLOG #294

“Acting, Cycling, Spinning, Vomiting, and Flemmish Flexing”

COUNTRIES VISITED

CHINESE TAIPEI – INDONESIA – NOT LAOS – THAILAND – MALAWI – DENMARK – GERMANY – BELGIUM – NETHERLANDS – PANAMA – UNITED STATES

Previously on TAR: Six teams raced from Malawi to Denmark. Amani & Marcus began the leg in last place but once in Copenhagen the married couple jumped back in the game. At a Renaissance Roadblock, Zac couldn’t keep the beat. A second Double U-Turn in a row helped secure a much wanted win for Ernie & Cindy. After being U-Turned by Bill & Cathi, Zac & Laurence lost their way and came up short.

Five teams remain; who will be eliminated next?

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