The Amazing Race 30 Funniest Complaints Week Two Edition

This week the casual fans talk about intentional twin sabotage, their disgust with the Double Battle/Face-Off/Head-to-Head twist, and of course, Jessica & Cody.

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I. . .I don’t know if amazing would be the word that I would use, Norwall.

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Roy missed Ken’s sarcasm by a very long way. I have a feeling he doesn’t know what “smh” means.

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And just for the record, I love American Gladiators.

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I want to see Laser and Sabre dress up as French Fries and duke it out! Gladiators ready!

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Norwall really needs to redefine his parameters for what an amazing comment is.

Now we move on to fans fighting over whether or not Daniel intentionally bumped into April during the final Head-to-Head.

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Here I am trying to cause trouble. Classic me.

And isn’t it funnier if the quiet twins decided to be assholes and be physically aggressive with a goat yoga instructor?

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Sneaky as fuck.

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Yeah Sheena, you are so biased because you are the only one who has a personal relationship with the twins and can get clarifications as to what happened during the race! You’re just trying to protect them! Shame on you!

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Man. Eric & Daniel get their first scene in two episodes and it is all tangled up in controversy. . .just like their dollies.

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I guess they call them “freedom fries” because you have the freedom to push around your opponent during the Head-to-Head.

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. . .Or producers just wouldn’t have a U-Turn in a Head-To-Head leg if it takes place at the pit stop?

Also, it’s hilarious people mix up Detours with U-Turns. They don’t even know what they are talking about.

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You know what I find very boring? People constantly talking about Jessica & Cody. How much are they going to occupy this complaints blog?

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No, let’s spoil the Final Three on a public Facebook page. I am sure Sheena’s stepbrothers would be thrilled. I guess she’d be as well-liked as any step-sibling.

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Maybe if she spoils what happens in the season then they’ll have so much more space for activities.

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Doth protest too much, Sheena!

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The Amazing Race has already done that twist.

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And it wasn’t very popular.

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It was just the placement of the challenge. Otherwise, you have a classic Hamerotz LaMillion challenge.

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I guess it isn’t for everybody.

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Yes, it’s weigh too loud.

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Head-to-Head existed before Canada. These casuals need a history lesson.

And in regards to flight arrangements. . .where have you been since season fourteen? Airport scenes, regardless if teams are on the same flight or not, have been cut down to almost nothin’.

Now we watch people running around as French Fries for the last twenty minutes of each episode.

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HOW DARE YOU REFER TO FRITAS AS “STUPID POTATOES!”

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Are you going to disgrace taters like Laura & Tyler did?!

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My brain read that as “twerking” like ten times and kept looking through the bonus scene archives. Sigh.

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I guess we’ll have to wait for Jess & Lani to be invited back for TAR Asia All Stars.

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Um, that was after doing a series of tasks without a major equalizer. It still averaged out everyone’s performance in the end.

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It’s not like Eric had to wait for BJ & Tyler to start the flags task. He was humiliated without any disadvantages to blame it on.

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Beneath the dignity of the show? I think that has already passed.

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Like letting this guy race three times.

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Both of you are ridiculous.

Chris for not understanding Michelle’s ridiculousness, and Michelle for her. . .ridiculousness.

Michelle:

TAR would need a season with 14 teams in a 12-round schedule to fit your requirements.

Speed Bumps have never been a test of endurance or intelligence.

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OK, -one- test of endurance.

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How is Phil cringing?

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Maybe his eyebrow was crinkling, and he has been battling a sore throat since the start of the season.

I don’t think he has even responded to all of the logistics of the Head-to-Head twist. He has worse things to Double Battle at the moment.

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Oh. Believe me. I am waiting for that day. The apocalypse will be upon us.

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If you thought people were furious over Dan & Jordan’s victory, then you have seen nothing yet from the casuals.

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I guess so. . .

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. . .If you’re Bolo. Counting is hard!

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Don’t call frites in Belgium STUPID! When I was in Bruges, they played the Hey Ya music video in a frites shop when I experienced frites for the first time and it was damn delicious!

And there is no self-driving in Belgium. Have you seen how impossible it is to drive in Belgium? It has some of the worst traffic congestion in the world due to its narrow and tight streets.

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You started off well then your next three choices absolutely destroyed your credibility.

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Oh how I miss Chip & Kim. I can’t wait for a season where Kim has to do more than find a scarab!

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My definition for a psycho has been greatly altered since doing the Funniest Complaints blog.

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That was one of the best moments ever?

Somebody clearly hasn’t watched TAR 17.

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What a random season to watch. That’s the best you could do, Nikole?

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It would be an Amazing Race first!

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Move over Dessie & Kayla, somebody is about to topple you for the craziest elimination this season!

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Lucas really hopes there is a leg in the Land of Chocolate! Navigation would be so easy!

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“I went to Cornell! It’s much better! I was on the Debate Choir!”

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Oddly enough, I thought about Jun the whole time when watching this episode. And you know what I think she thinks of TAR 30 visiting Belgium?

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“I don’t care.”

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For a skilled prince warrior, I can’t imagine fritas being a bigger weakness than a lightning attack.

Also, I don’t see the resemblance.

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Are you sure you’re thinking of the right host?

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Frodo, congratulations. You are a casual.

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Because it wasn’t a Roadblock.

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It would be funny if Cedric was too afraid to give advice to Shawn because he feared another penalty.

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. . .Is that really Quote of the Week?

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Because I personally thought we had an obvious winner.

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Team Goga?

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Maybe it’s Goat Yoga combined with Go Go dancing.

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Except for the diamonds. They were cubic zirconium.

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What if Steph & Kristen make a cameo, Lyndz?

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It should just be two gigantic heads on it. Like O.J. Simpson or something.

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Eh, BJ was a bit further behind by a couple of seconds. . .and without pants.

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april sarah

You already did. Pay attention.

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So far the casuals have wanted each of the first two legs to be NELs. They are only allowed to call for one more.

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They just want to draw in viewers based on a flimsy premise.

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It has happened before.

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*rimshot*

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Oh dammit. Somebody liked Alecia’s anti-Funniest Complaints blog response.

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Phew. That was a close one.

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