Funniest Casual Fan Complaints Amazing Race 30 Episode One Edition

The casuals continue their obsession with Jessica & Cody, fans question the rules of the show, and one guy makes it very very very clear he wants to be on The Amazing Race. Oh, and one team not getting penalized for helping apparently leads to political commentary about the US.

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Man. Bertram and Elise just got burned by a casual and Lucy wasn’t even trying. That’s some lethal shit right there.

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Rose McGowan is getting revenge on gropey and trashy Hollywood execs.

Inigo Montoya is getting revenge on that guy who killed his dad.

Brian? He is getting revenge on an American TV network for messing with his favourite TV show after seventeen years.

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Just imagine what will happen if they cancel Gumbel 2 Gumbel.

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Big Brother has a lot of random spelling challenges to make fun of dumb Americans/Canadians. During the whole task all I could think was “well, that’s the most Big Brother-esque Roadblock I have ever seen”.

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Oh fuck. Just stop with the Big Brother jokes already. I only get three complaints in and this shit is starting.

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OK. You just quoted Rupert Boneham from Survivor, but whatever.

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Surprisingly, this is the team that got out of a coffee drinking challenge because of religious reasons, and instead drank hot water or something due to being Mormon.

And given April & Sarah are also Mormon, I am certain (and eventually confirmed it too) that they both drank the cod liver oil.

Although something tells me they may have temporarily suspended their religious beliefs if it meant never tasting cod liver oil again.

If April & Sarah ever have to go back to Iceland, just pass the courvoisier, Busta!

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Although if April & Sarah down something as disgusting as cod liver oil AGAIN, they’d be even badder chicks than even Ludacris has around him.

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Ugh.

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RTV Warriors doesn’t ever mention Jessica & Cody in our recaps because. . .well. . .other podcasts have got this topic covered. More than covered.

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The Onion is not #FakeNews, sweetie.

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Let me get this straight. . .you wrote a diary entry detailing how you want Joey & Tim to be featured on a season of a reality show post-shark jumping?

When I write diary entries, it is typically about -me- being on The Amazing Race, reminders of goals I have set for myself, or sexy chicks who I want to bang. . .but not hoping a guy who eats hot dogs appearing on a TV show for a limited run.

I am curious what the other diary entries are about.

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It’s certainly more interesting than the diaries you read in Harvest Moon, but hey, at least it eventually leads to this!

 

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A guy with the username Fairplay. . .well, talks about TAR exactly as you think Fairplay would.

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Did you ever like this show to begin with?

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If I wanted to hear preaching on The Amazing Race. . .

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I’d listen to these guys.

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You know, Flow. Winner from The Amazing Race 3.

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She was such a big part of TAR that they even named a movie after her.

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2018. Where people still need to have the “Bye, Felicia” reference to them. Middle-aged female casual fans are funny.

And yes, they actually shockingly thought they would come in number one because they were, well, number one until they had to find the pit stop.

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Stop. Please.

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Is Josh referring to TAR 30 or the time he participated in TAR 31 with his food truck as a partner?

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Oh, a guy who spams Facebook pages begging to be on The Amazing Race is an over-the-top fan of Homophobic Cowboy Jet McCoy and his buddy Cord? Why am I sooooooooo surprised.

I would explain to Josh why he isn’t going to be on The Amazing Race, but I think I’ll let him use his own words.

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Couldn’t have put it better myself.

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“they r so dum so glad those 2 are ouuta this race i bet they cant even spel lol”

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And oddly enough, second, third, fourth, and fifth place are also all from Iceland.

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There’s something about Icelandic people and being able to do crazy physical shit because the Norse gods carved and sculpted them from erupting volcanic rock at birth.

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So nobody wants to Google this or tweet a racer for confirmation on this, eh? We’re just all going to spend ten hours pointlessly bickering in the comments section? Fantastic.

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The task was actually a Switchback to one of the Double Roadblocks used in Family Edition. Guess who got stuck with the vodka? Sorry Carissa! It’s a good thing Bill is driving!

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This is all common knowledge since the time Peter Griffin was on Survivor.

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Models never win, eh?

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Right.

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You don’t want the show to be rigged, but yet you want producers to decide on the spot to alter a pre-determined and non-rigged schedule by forcing a NEL because it was inconveniently close?

And I don’t think they are going to bring back a team who left.

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Wrong version for that, guys.

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Why is everyone referring to contestants as Little Bs?

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April & Sarah have started a new trend.

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Wow. James thinks the Black professional basketball players can’t swim. I. . .I am not even going to go there.

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And I’ve heard a certain other pair of millionaires have been able to have a walk-on onto TAR multiple times, and the casuals didn’t say shit.

And pro athletes always get turfed early?

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Do Semi-Pros count?

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. . . . .??????

Is anybody following this logic?

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Not even Miles Edgeworth could use logic chess on this one.

And I have a feeling there are no rules in TAR against blatantly self-sabotaging yourself. If you want to help everyone else complete a task, I don’t think the team should be penalized for accepting your own voluntary help. . .and that rule would be abused very quickly.

Think about it.

CEDRIC: Hey Sarah! The answer is INGLAKOUJIFDSAL!

SARAH: Thanks, Cedric!

(APRIL & SARAH later check into the pit stop in tenth place ahead of CEDRIC & SHAWN.)

PHIL: However, April & Sarah, Cedric helped you at the Roadblock.

APRIL & SARAH: But we can’t control when another team helps us–

PHIL: Buhbuhbuhp. Rules are rules. You have a thirty minute penalty.

(CEDRIC & SHAWN check in a few minutes later.)

CEDRIC: That was my plan all along! Ahahaha! Don’t hate the player, hate the ridiculous game, ladies!

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Can you give a specific example? When did you notice this, Tracy?

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But what if the roads are partially closed and they were instructed to “stay on the one” in their clue? Some stuff is left unaired, young grasshopper.

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Phil gave out incorrect information regarding the movement of tectonic plates in Iceland on national TV?

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This is a reflection of how uneducated Americans are about tectonic plates even though Phil went to school in New Zealand, and is proof that we need an overhaul to the educational system in the US! Sad!

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This is nothing new, folks.

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Indeed.

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Wait, the Harlem Globetrotters are competing for a fourth time against a bunch of newbies and Vanck & Ashton?! This is ridiculous! Stunt casting!

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The producers can’t do anything they want. Otherwise it wouldn’t have taken them six seasons to get it back up to seven million viewers again.

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Or. . .just saying good job? It was such a #BIGMOVEZ

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I really wish it was a 69 logo instead of a 66 logo.

And who is asking what the girls got in that bag?

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What’s in that bag? What’cha got in that bag?

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Because even MoJo needs some love.

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B & M? Bitching and Moaning? Can they be a future team on TAR?

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In other news, Michael Zotos knows someone famous.

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Serious Answer: Given that Fiji has officially sponsoured TAR casting calls over the past two years, I am surprised that Fiji hasn’t been a destination yet. Not to mention Fiji is rumoured to be the permanent home of Survivor from now on.

Ten years ago this idea would seem absolutely ridiculous, but now I can see this happening.

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However, Probst’s ego has grown larger than the Mamanuca Islands.

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Welcome to the casual audience. Where any woman under the age of 30 that works in modeling is automatically a bimbo even if their airtime was extremely minimal.

Yes, we all knew Dessie & Kayla had a 99% chance of being the first team to be eliminated and had no experience/skills that transferred over to The Amazing Race, but calling them bimbos just creates a big breathing pile of sighs.

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I watch this show to make fun of people who bitch about the contestants.

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It’s very Inception-esque of me, I know.

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The Jess & Cody obsession continues. Someone should just write a Jessica & Cody report and not even acknowledge what happens in the other 35 minutes of the episode. -_-

And I think Jess & Cody are doing fine. I hear Cody cooked a lovely pasta dinner, thank you. It was delicious.

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Well that’s a disclaimer to avoid any claims of spewing hatred if I have ever seen one.

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It wouldn’t be the first time Phil has done that to a team, I guess.

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I am honestly done talking about anyone whose name starts with “Josh Gate—-” in this blog.

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You have a point.

As always, remember life is about having fun and to not take things too seriously.

Good night!

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