Too many complaints in our nation’s capital. Surprisingly few about a horse’s anus being broadcast on TV.
No. No more Ontario. Sudbury, Hamilton, and Kingston have made Ontario the most vanilla province to film each season. You guys had three chances and fucking blew it each time. And now Ottawa and Toronto are both overused.
I don’t want to associate Julie and Lowell with “oozes”. That’s an image I won’t get out of my head.
Yeah, it’s so rigged that they have to have anywhere between two to four NELs each season depending on the number of legs and teams at the start of the game.
Man. Those fifteen minutes went by fast.
That’s like Eric & Lisa quick.
Celine Dion wrote a song that I do not listen to nor know its lyrics?
That sounds about right.
Yes. Yes we did.
O/H? That’s the dumbest abbreviation since. . .since GTFYS.
And bad NEL format?
“ARE YOU SORRY YOU WASTED YOUR U-TURN? YOU WILL BEEEEE.
Isn’t that what happened?
Too bad I don’t have a driver’s license.
Well, if TAR Canada won’t go out of their way to do an ad for you, I guess you have to screencap it and tweet it yourself.
I did because I AM A FUCKING CANADIAN! IF YOU DON’T PASS THIS TEST THEN YOU ARE AN UNPATRIOTIC ASSHOLE WHO SHOULD LEAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Uncle Justin says FUCK YOU!
Way to abuse a hashtag just to get attention, guys.
It would be the latest twist. Speed Bump, U-Turn Double Battle (NOT Face-Off), Deportation. . .
You just want Dustin & Kandice again, eh?
Very high when they stalk RFF and the majority of the race takes place in your home country. Oh, and locals know hours in advance where the U-Turn board is going to be.
I don’t think Jim Watson thought it was interesting enough to tell anyone. He probably forgot about it until you started tweeting him.
I thought I was on Master Chef.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Did you? Did you really? Best TV moment in a while? My favourite moment is watching Michael of Liz & Michael running up and down steps for two hours in the mountains of Greece.
Those are two things you’re going to regret in your day. It’s like eating a pile of horse crap followed by sleeping in your own puke.
Because we need Ebonie to motorboat more face masks.
This week is really taking the definition of the word “best” and rendering it meaningless.
I know. It makes Julie and Lowell ooze. . .with excitement.
See what I mean, Tom? You need to find an alternative word.
In fact, I think Lowell went blind partially because he oozed too much even before he met Julie.
I didn’t know constantly looking up RFF was a Canadian past time.
Next year teams have to park their Chevy Viper next to a stable where a dairy farmer accidentally shoved Canadian cheddar up a horse’s ass and teams are responsible for taking it out while singing a song by Celine Dion. Once it is done to the satisfaction of a RCMP officer, they will receive their next clue.
Yeah, he really used that SCANTRON machine well for those multiple choice tests!
Second, Holly. Second.
They probably found Chris Farley living in a van down by the river.
D-R-A-M-A. The end.
New York Yankees and North Korea are more popular in Canada than Amazing Race Canada.
And Derek Jeter isn’t even on the New York Yankees anymore.
Derek Jeter has been retired for three years? Damn, I feel old.
One. It’s an eleven leg format. Unless there’s a Final Two, then there is zero. Unless there is a Final Four, then there is two.
Well, at least one person other than me is happy that Andrea & Ebonie were saved again. Probably not for the same reasons, though.
*Unsubscribe from Sue’s Reality Canada*
Fuck you. You’re shameful for thinking that memorizing what Saskatchewan’s third greatest export is is what qualifies you to be a “proper” Canadian. Take the test yourself Dale then get back to me.
If it weren’t for the city of Las Vegas, all of us would have Celine Dion erased from our memory banks.
Wow. I just read “Celine Dion” and “good” in the same sentence.
Welcome to Canada.
I was about to comment on T. Lee’s complaint, but then I remembered how I didn’t care about Aneal.
And Suzette doesn’t want to put up with Aneal’s shit with his TARC commentary either.
Why is your tweet oddly hyphenated?
Is William Shatner taking over your Twitter?
No, Canadian history is just that boring.
Yeah, then every other question would be about Bill Clinton or Monica Lewinsky. I am not even kidding.
What does that make their asses? Golden?
The translator tried.
You stopped after one episode of TAR 29? I consider Jason’s opinions about TAR no longer valid from this point forward. The TAR 29 premiere is probably the best premiere episode in about a decade.
Yeah, what did you think his name was going to be? Appleseed?
Although Johnny Appleseed looks like he was in Fubar too.
No, they are going to go Full Monty with Monty.
Well, Kevin effectively pissed off all of the Chinese people in Richmond and all of the East Indians in British Columbia with that statement. . .and I don’t think they expect Canada to bow to them.
Well this got political fast.
Thank God we don’t have any torches on the Internet.
Have you REALLY been watching it, Sandi?
K. Thanks for subscribing to the official FB page.
Why is this conversation happening in public?
And chaffing is a concern. Just ask the Nard Dog.
If you are not outraged, then you are not paying attention.
Now to a discussion about Sam & Paul. . .
This was a fun thread for Sam’s mom to read.
There are more selfies in Canada than maple syrup and women who masturbate to Sidney Crosby.
French is their first language. Who wants to translate GTFO? Any volunteers?
Glenn answered with a “yes,” but then his reasoning went downhill from there. Remember that time where being at the back of the pack impacted your position in the next leg of TAR Canada?
Man, old people commenting on TARC are really lame.
And we all know the dancing juice box is the best moment in TAR international history!
Just kidding. It’s Deputy Minister Patana.
Gord’s opinion isn’t an opinion, though. It’s just wrong. Like other people named Gord who have opinions.
And if Fort MacMurray, Corner Brook, Nelson, and Castlegar aren’t rural enough for Gord then. . .my god, we’re going to have a leg in Cherryville next year.
And now you know!
How many teams are we comparing Kevin & Ryan to this week?
Serious answer: I also think they are too easy this year.
See, not everything I say is a joke.
Terri agrees with you, Tom. I would love to see the route recreated for a “lame 10 year old” and see if Terri’s assumptions prove to be true.
The horse’s anus is also tickled pink, if I am not mistaken.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN THE CN TOWER WAS BUILT? GO BACK TO YUGOSLAVIA! SEE? I AT LEAST KNOW MY SHIT! WHAT? WHAT’S CROATIA? WHAT’S A ZERBEUH? IS THAT A TYPE OF LESBIAN? STOP CONFUSING ME!!!!
P.S. I have actually been to Croatia. Earlier this year. I loved it.
Nor can she come up with a good enough song to save her life.
People say TAR Canada is xenophobic for wanting to spend nearly the whole country within our borders as a mission to boost nationalistic pride, but I think Julie has taken it to the next level. Like, thirty more levels. Yikes.
How were Adam & Andrea supposed to know that a team who has already been saved by a NEL and has nearly been eliminated in three other legs would waste a thirty minute lead during a simple drive to the U-Turn board–oh wait.
TAR Canada: A budget so low they can’t afford enough camera operators.