I catch up with week four’s casual fan complaints.
Did you watch season 29?
And yes, you won’t have Phil.
We’re stuck with this guy.
That was my joke, Scott. Fuck you.
Now I feel like the Carlos Mencia of Amazing Race Canada.
Can we please stop making references to the Olympics in TAR Canada? This season as it stands won’t even make it onto the podium compared to the past four seasons.
You’re going to have to look elsewhere for that.
This is the wrong blog for that.
She is checking out Big Korey’s bod on screen so much that she hasn’t looked at the subtitle at the bottom of the screen to learn how to spell his name.
LOUD QUEBECOIS WORDS!
I have seen smaller cages, sadly. The contestants in season one traveled in the smallest cage of all.
The next largest town after St. John’s has 26, 000 people. And it is freakin’ cold there in April. Every time they have filmed there it always looks miserable.
Which amazes me how people like Megan & Courtney can exist there under such conditions.
You took the words out of my mouth, Mark Doyle.
You should go to Centre of Gravity sometime.
Insist on sending teams OUT of the country? Have you studied the international ratio for each season? Did you see Selkirk College? Let’s step away from this for a second, and think about it in reverse.
I guess teams could give each other a shout if they found your Chinese characters on one of the drawers.
They should have made them do a backwards double tuck and twist to receive their next clue. Ebonie would have switched much faster.
That’s what I use for most women that I date. . .not so much for episodes of reality TV.
You know what. That made me laugh out loud.
P.S. All apologies to Nic & Sabrina.
Maybe we could give Zed & Shabbir a Kodak EasyShare Digital Camera to make them feel better?
Triggered is becoming my least favourite word.
No. If it were 2008, TAR Canada would experience change.
It’s what is in the spores of the ‘shrooms that count.
The day that Steph & Kristen experience road rage and say “THIS LEG FUCKING SUCKED! THIS LEG FUCKING SUCKED! HARMSTONE AND SAUNDERS ARE RIGHT, THIS SERIES IS GOING DOWNHILL! THAT SONOFABITCH JUST CUT ME OFF ON THIS ROAD! YOU FUCKING WANKER, YOU GET BACK HERE! SLAM INTO HIM, KRIS! I SAID DO IT!” is the day I watch one of these videos.
We now present TARC 6 Backseat Driver with Cruella De Vil as we hear her thoughts on each episode!
Except for the teams that don’t get last.
No spoilers. That’s this week, Tylor.
West coast best coast!
Beijing: The centre of zen.
Is the ‘if’ as big as Canada from coast to coast to coast?
Donna wants to see a season where we dig up copper or drill oil?
Brian Butler, you’re trying way too hard, man.
What am I supposed to do, Zac?
I didn’t hear you the first time, Zac. I was too busy setting up my PVR.
I am not even joking, by the way. Zac’s comment reminded me to go downstairs and PVR TARC for episode 5 in a few hours. Thanks Zac!
Or in Shabbir’s case, a butt too much.
And don’t watch it live, either.
NO! WATCH IT LIVE!
Now she’ll have to get through BACK-to-BACK legs while in pain.
Ivana will have a job as the new Robaxacet model by the end of this season.
Gotta be ready for that close-up.
That’s actually a really good idea. I am going to have lip injections (even though I have big lips which has been praised by a countless number of women worldwide), take steroids to beef up my biceps, and wear fake eyelashes that are half a metre long which would confuse Usain Bolt enough to make him think it is the starting brick for a 100 metre race.
Why go to the United States? Well, let’s see some of my own personal pictures.
LA and Vegas are beautiful places. You should get out more. 🙂
Translation: Sorry Karolina, but you need to find a different partner.
And there you have it. I am all caught up. Suck it.