Facebook’s 39 Day Challenge Day 29 — Best Fight

39 Day Challenge (Day 29 — Best Fight)

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14 votes

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Brian Wildman, Anne Curtis, Julie Bentz, Alex Jordan, Bren Porter, Phillip Scherer, Joey Pannullo, Nathan Miller, Rob Beasley, Andrea Zabala, Clayton Spivey,  Ryan Weiss, Sarah Casa, Daniel Knowles, – Kimmi vs. Alicia (Alicia will always wave her finger in your face. Will we know anything about Alicia for the next twenty episodes that she’s in Survivor? Nope.)

3 votes

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Elliot McMurchy, James Wall, Ian O’ Brien, – Fairplay vs. Rupert (Who the hell voted for us, Jon? WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR US? ELLIOT, JAMES, AND IAN STARTED THIS S—! IF I EVER FIND OUT WHICH OF THEIR DIVORCED PARENT’S BASEMENTS THAT THEY LIVE IN, I’LL POP THEIR HEAD OFF LIKE A F—ING CHICKEN!)

2 votes

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Eamon Jawatin, Diego Almeida, – Na Onka vs. Kelly B (

NA ONKA: I’m gonna throw your leg into the fire like a fake hidden immunity idol!

COCHRAN: You’re bullying me.

NA ONKA: No one asked you, fool. I was talking to Kelly B!

KELLY B: ……

NA ONKA: Don’t say that s— to me!

KELLY B: …….

NA ONKA: Oh you givin me those eyes! I know what you’re sayin, girl. Don’t make me push you into the fire.

SKUPIN: She’ll do it. Run while you can.

NA ONKA: She can’t run because I’ve got her leg.

CHAD: (gasp)

KELLY B: ……

Diego Costa, Aaron Conn, – Sandra vs. Fairplay

SANDRA: He’s an a–.

FAIRPLAY: I’ll bet a mil she isn’t the Final One.

SANDRA: I can get loud, too.

FAIRPLAY: I bet you couldn’t beat Osten in a swimming challenge.

SANDRA: F— you, Jon. How about that?

Diego Costa, Nelson Escobar – Eliza vs. Twila

(ELIZA: You’ve been plotting against me since day one.

TWILA: Yep.

ELIZA: You’ve treated me horribly.

TWILA: Yep.

ELIZA: Grrrrrr.

TWILA: You finished?

ELIZA: You’ve been plotting against me since day one.)

1 vote

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Angie MacNeil, – Richard bites a shark (That’s why Richard Hatch is the orig.)

David Healy, – Ted Rogers Jr. vs. Ghandia Johnson (David is 150 to 200 percent happy with the fight that we had. And it’s out on DVD now? That’s David Healy’s f—ing love!)

Matt Pike, – Christa and Sandra vs. Burton and Fairplay (Snakes and promising to be loyal based on your dead grandmother is always Survivor gold.)

Ori Kohav, – Jaison vs. Ben

(BEN: She needs to go home and eat ketchup sandwiches.

JAISON: OBJECTION! Your racism contradicts this evidence.)

Ben Nehls, – Robbbb vs. Clay (O-REE-REE-REE-REE. BACKWOODS HICK. HE CAN’T EVEN BEAT A PORN STAR AT SURVIVOR!)

Francisco Grilo, – Twila vs. Mia

(MIA: Stop h8ing on our youthful looks, Twila.

TWILA: You’re lazy and hanging out in the water.

MIA: We were doing that for twenty minutes! Because we took a break!

TWILA: That’s twenty minutes less than what you could’ve been working.

MIA: Jealousy gets you nowhere.

TWILA: Well, here’s this new and improved shelter you wanted. Still think you’re lazy.

MIA: We. Work. Hard.

TWILA: I made a pillow for you, too. I’ll still vote you out tonight, though.)

Brett Watts, – Judd vs. Margaret (Can I get an AY-DEE-DEE? Yeah you know MEE-MEE!)

Rosey Sigglekow, – James vs. Stephenie

(JAMES (alone): She lost to where she was the only one left.

JAMES (with a friend): She lost to where she was the only one left.

JAMES (in a group): She  lost to where she was the only one left.

STEPHEME: I’m the greatest I’m the greatest I’m the greatest —

JEFF: Steph, the tribe has spoken.

STEPHEME: I’m the greatest I’m the greatest I’m the greatest —

JAMES (casually): Keep your mouth shut.)

Jason Bleau, – Rupert vs. Russell

(RUPERT (in his best Will Ferrell-as-Alex-Trebek impression): He is a piece of garbage.

RUSSELL: How you like me now, Tie-Dye?

RUPERT: You are a disgusting human being. You don’t give a d— about anybody.

RUSSELL: You’re right.

RUPERT: You swore on your child’s life that ‘I’m on board with y’all’.

RUSSELL: You’re the second coming of Christ. Yeah, second coming of Christ. Use that in a confessional.

JEFF: You got it, Russell.)

Mervin Sanding, – Bobby Jon vs. Jamie (A fight that takes me back to Caveman times. Lots of grunts, pointing, being up in each other’s faces without physically fighting, and words that nobody can comprehend.)

Maxime Gauthier-LaFond, – Zapatera vs. Crazy Phillip (I am sure Richard Pryor never thought this is how his album would be plugged. I think he’d find it hilarious that it was referenced in a reality show where the guy used it as his sixth or seventh camera whoring technique.)

Jimmy Jt, – Shannon Elkins vs. Sash

(SHANNON: Are you gay?

SASH: Oh sweet. Are we on Playing It Straight? 😀

SHANNON: I watched it.

SASH: Wasn’t it fantabulous? ^_^

SHANNON: It was. But it was cancelled. So I’m stuck watching Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, What Not to Wear, Extreme Couponing, and Jon & Kate Plus Eight.

SASH: O rly? I love those two. 😉

SHANNON: But seriously, are you gay? I  need to know.

JEFF: I’ll remind you guys that it’s in your contract that no man-on-man makeout sessions cannot be portrayed on mainstream television. That’s why we’ve never cast two gay males on the same season.

YOU: What about Cook Islands? Brad and JP were both gay. I beat you, Logan! So much for your Survivor knowledge.

JEFF: I’ll remind you that JP did not come out of the closet until after the game.

YOU: Boo.

Brandon Alexander, – Phillip vs. Francesca

(We now go live to the 83rd annual Spelling Bee.

JUDGE: Francesca.

PHILLIP: Can you use it in a sentence, boy?

JUDGE: Francesca has not listened to the song 8 Mile since Jeff Probst sang it.

PHILLIP: Language of origin?

JUDGE: Roman.

PHILLIP: Okay. Q-W-E-R-T-Y. Francesqua.

*DING!*

PHILLIP: Sorry, I had dry mouth. Let me try again. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Fransesca.

*DING!*

PHILLIP: Did that bell just call me crazy?)

Logan Saunders, – Rory vs. Those who don’t show class (That was nonsense. That was classless. Show some class! Don’t drink it straight out of a jug. Use a glass. Don’t let your sins corrode every fibre of your being. Go to Church and attend Mass! Why the bleep are your pictures so dark? Right before you take a photo, make sure you have a flash!)

Karl Marquez, – Ben Browning vs. Yasmin

(YASMIN: You don’t tackle a girl like that.

BEN: You were a competitor.

YASMIN: You’re a sissy.

BEN: Well, your hood. Not ghetto.

NA ONKA: No. It’s ghetto. Not hood! Get your terms straight.

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(BEN: You need to eat ketchup sandwiches.

JEFF: I’ll remind that anyone sitting in the jury spot is only here to observe and may not speak.

YASMIN: ….grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.)

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